In my dreams.

You and I both know that in a few more months when you realize finding someone isn’t as easy as you thought it would be, you will be knocking on my door trying to explain and apologize for your stupidity. When you do, I plan on turning you down while laughing in your face and making you feel rotten for having me wait so long for you to come around. Most likely this won’t happen and I’ll accept almost immediately, resulting in you having the upper hand AGAIN and me feeling like a complete idiot.